Today's resolutions

Resolution

I will stop referring to "Ten Years Ago" with nostalgia, especially when I'm actually thinking of events that happened twenty years ago.


Resolution

I will no longer create Dutch Ovens to torture my wife with, considering the horrible gas I've been having.


Resolution

I promise to no longer use sarcasm on my newborns, as they don't understand it yet anyway.


Resolution

I will only speak of things I know nothing about, much like political pundits.


Resolution

I will maintain the status quo, even if I don't know what the hell the status quo is or means.


Resolution

I will stop referring to Mike as the third member of the Lynryd Skynrd Revival Chorus.

Resolution

I will stop using the web/blogging as a way to keep me from doing things that might be useful.

After this post, that is.

I swear.